Haven't Posted in A Long Time

Sorry folks,

Some of you might think I died or something. But no Im still here. And your likely wondering whats been up since three weeks have passed so here it goes:

- I was house sitting at the Goforth's. They were in Disneyland. I was helping their dog give birth to puppies. Frankly, if Sue Bjorkman wasn't there; I think all the puppies would have died. I really wasn't prepared for everything that occured. I will spare you the descriptive version of puppy birth.......they are cute now......at first I wondered if the father was really a pom.....they look like rotweiller puppies. (I will post some pictures later). We named the puppies O.J and M.J. after who you think they might be named after......Ironically M.J is bigger and blacker than O.J.

- Speaking of O.J. (Simpson) what was he thinking. Yah.......innocent people always publish books like "If I did it this is how it would have been done" Holly crap. I can just see him thinking: hey......I haven't been in the media for a while........should I produce/write/perform a rap song and outshine k-fed........naw.........I'll write a book and put its promo on fox......."nice.

- The Rememberance Day assembly was a gong show. For more reasons than I can even state here. It got bad......(mostly cause I had like 3 hours of sleep after the puppies being born early that morning) Then the flash flu hit. But everyone played well even me. My students are troopers.

- Lost had its last episode until February (boo!). I think I like this show too much. But in a short recap: We flash back to Kate getting married ("shockedface"). One of the others attempts to kill Sawyer. Jack chooses to do surgery on "Ben" and cuts something mid surgery in an attempt to save his "friends" Sawyer and Kate (remember Jack doesn't know they are on a different island). The Beach people head out on the journey to save Jack. It was pretty suspensful and we get to be left hangin until Feb. No crazy black cloud today (sorry Jamie)

- David Blane is up for another stunt: I say stunt because He still seems to think what he does is "magic". Yes, his card tricks and impromtu street floating are examples of magic.......but.........when you strap yourself to a rotating circle target thing and say that you can get free before the end of the week.......this is a stunt. Especially when you have a stratigically placed target (the store) symbol below said rotating divise and offer great prizes to poor people via target (the department store) if you do it sooner.............stunt, stunt stunt........You thought it was bad with the drowning thing........naw..........I can just see it now: "Wow, Ive been out of the media longer than O.J. Simpson......what can I do now.........hmmmmm.......Ive got it.........we will combine cirque de soliel sans grace + fear factor (no flags to collect, that would be dumb) + product placement + oparahesque giveaway to the poor and what does that spell = David Blane and the flipping target of death........genius........the media will love my magic now.

Okay that about sums it up........oh yah and Savannah Dye just announced she is going to get married in May.........07.

have a happy day.