Version 3.0

There once was a man. He needed to walk his dog. He realized that walking a dog at 12am was not the best idea but it needed to be done. He decided the whistler village area would be the best as there was no traffic.

He was heading up the stairs as he saw two intoxicated girls heading his way. Then out of nowhere a shopping cart rolled past him, nearly hitting his dog and confusing the man. Then some young man ran up to him. This boy was obviously drunk out of his mind. This boy started making strange gestures and odd sounds. It seemed like the boy was attempting to develop a coherent sentance, but no longer was in control of his speech or facial muscles or arms. The girls were trying to pretend they did not know the boy. But it was apparent they did know him, for as they boy attempted to retrieve the shopping cart so he could and he quotes "menimehnoonoonoodowahshaYah"......his plan was thwarted by the intoxcated girls. The man continued on his way thinking to himself......."stupid dumbass kids".

Read Version 1.0 and 2.0 for more on this exiting story.