Crocs! Rant-style

Okay.............................So...................................I've had just about enough of this whole....................."but Ms. Douglas Crocs are sooooooo comfortable". Guess what folks? They are really ugly and pointless. Not to mention the fact that its 2007 and last time I checked you could get footwear that was comfortable, functional and stylish all at once. Below is a list of acceptable places to wear Crocs and also unacceptable places to wear Crocs.

Acceptable:

Taking out the Garbage
Like slippers in the house when you are renovating
In the Garden

Unacceptable (now remember I've see all of these in action)

As dress shoes
to match your underwear and make that outfit complete!
as runners/sneakers in PE
In town
miss-matched on purpose to anger your teacher
In the rain (they have holes in the top, your feet are going to get wet)
with a skirt
at work in a job where someone might see your footwear
on a construction site
Pretty much anywhere anyone can see them and think WTF! those things are ugly

I think you get the point. Crocs are not worth their cost. In fact, I have kinda deemed them in the same category as 80's stlye jogging pants (you know the ones........with the elastics at the bottom). If your going to wear them in the privacy of your own home go ahead, just don't let me see them!

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