24 hours in the life...................

Okay................
So..................
As many of you know, I stand by the fact that I truely don't understand the public's obsession with celebrity gossip. Yes.............I do get a good daily laugh out of Go-Fug-Yourself and Pink-is-the-new-blog. Mostly because they make fun of everything that is celebrity. Be it by fashion choice or general daily actions.
I had intended when I started this blog to simple give you the "non celebrity" gossip, so to speak.
But in the last 24 hours I have come across a tantilizing tidbit of celebrity hilarity.

Paris Hilton!

That's right..................................the woman who is famous for being famous.

I was pretty much sick of her shenanagans in the last few weeks............................ Drinking and driving, then not showing up for her hearing, missing parole, not showing up to her parole meetings, tears and drama, petitions to keep her out of jail/petitions to send her to jail etc............................
Now you are likely wondering why I know all this. Well.............................it was on the NEWS! Im not sure when celebrity news started becoming the headline during the 30 second blurb about what is going to be on the news tonight. But it has happened.
It doesn't even have to be a slow news night. Its put on in between sucide bombers in Iraq and
the Fraser River flooding out Prince George.

Wow...........................what boring lives we must lead to care about someone such as this.

So to save you the actual watching of the news on this topic.................................

Paris goes to jail......................................Paris gets released from jail some hours later to spend her sentance at home because of some medical reason (oh.................you can't get good heroin/peticures/servants in jail, I know......................I have a medical condition that means if I don't get all these things I will surely die!)...........................................................she is forced to wear a ankle braclet (oh my!)......................................public outcry......................................judge tells the public he never agreed to this..................................Paris is sent back to jail.........................................Paris crys for her mommy as she is taken away in the police car.........................to be continued (I'm sure!).........................................

All I can say is HA HA PARIS HA HA.

Wow........................the best part is for someone who is famous for being famous, this must be the best publicity anyone could ever ask for.

And all in the last 24 hours........................................WOW!

(hopefully this will be the first and last Paris Hilton post!)

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