Quotes list 2006-2007

These are the most memorable quotes from this year. Some of the quotes come with explanations, some don’t need them. Enjoy!!!!!!!
(These quotes are in no particular order)

- He looks like a sheep
- Maria A
(Who could she be talking about here?)

- If I did that, I’d crush my femur!
- Alyssa J
(We were discussing rest position for different instruments in the band, Alyssa plays the Bari Sax)

- One time I burnt my finger on a crayon melter!
- Angela M
(We were discussing our memorable moments from elementary school)

- I have starfish disease!!
- Colin K
(We were on the band trip and I had asked Phil why was sleeping on the floor as opposed to sharing a bed. Colin demonstrated his affliction with the above quote and acted out the shape of a starfish)

- You must have been wrapped in patience when you were born.
- Cathy M. (Curtis’ Mom)
(In a short letter written to me discussing her son)

- Veggie Tales was the best part of religion
- Maria A

Angela: I brought my flute back…………………….the only problem is……………
Nathan (butting in): It’s pregnant!

- Bon sthoir meths amiths
- Maria A
(Maria was pretending to be a French teacher with a lisp/lithp)

- It was funnier when I didn’t know what she said.
- Davian T.

- I’m a Hot Beverage
- Dillon A
(Dillon had gathered a beverage sleeve and proceeded to place it on his arm, after which the above comment was made.)

- Keith Urban is the cause of global warming?
- Crystal T
(Basically, Crystal misheard the following statement: The devil is the cause of global warming! It was part of a discussion about an extremist evangelical Christian who was claiming that the devil is the cause of global warming and we can tell this because the earth is getting warmer and that must mean that Hell is close by….How Crystal mistook the devil for Keith Urban we will never know…….)

Tamera: WHY ARE WE YELLING!
Crystal: BECAUSE I’M FRENCH!
Hilory: THEN CONVERT!

- I love your shoulders! They’re the sexiest part of your body!
- Sam B
(Sam’s response to the no spaghetti strap tank tops rule)

- He just white-tail-deered it down there
- Laura C
(He ran really fast!)

- How do you sound like a quasi banjo?
- Jan V
(Literally one of the style markings in Phantom is listed as “quasi bango”.)

- I sounded like God was stepping on a bird.
- Sarah Lowen
(Sarah’s response to a recently sightreading section.)

- Let’s slide our way into Straightland………
- Ms. D
(I was trying to explain the change from swing to funk……..ya……)

- I am the Bass-o-lator (aka Master baser)
- The Nate

- I was gonna say…..”I’ve seen a nice trailer park”……..but that would be a lie…
- Ms. D

- You fail at failing
- Nathan D

- Douglas………..May I dismember your metronome?
- Maria A

- One corn dog short of a picnic.
- Pascal

Ms. D: Look alive everyone!
Sarah: My look alive is broken…….

Tiffany: We could write you a sick note.
Megan: Yeah! Please excuse Douglas from her Pro-D Day. Signed Megan and
Tiffany.

Betty: Your face is like beet red!
Elisabeth: Come on! I’m blowing my eyes out here!

(Elisabeth had to hit a really high note in the piece)

- Cheesy Ballad……………or…………………CHALLAD!!!!!!
- Nathan D

Ms. D: Now that we are tuning…………..this means………………
Sarah: SHUT YOUR COOKIE TRAP!!!!!

You cannot be peer pressured by someone who is not your peer.
- Ms. D

- If they’d been reckless, she’d be fine!
- Kayla
(a comment made about how Laura managed to break both her wrists)

- My eyes were drawn to it like a traffic accident………….
- Mr. Eaton
(He was looking at a young lady who was pregnant but refuses to wear maturnity clothes.)

Kayla: Look American Cows!!!!
Phil: Wow………..they sure look a lot like Canadian Cows……………..
(Said about 15 minutes into our band trip to Spokane)

- My phone just beat me up!
- Dillon A

- Sax-a-MOFO!
- The Nate

Pascal: I have no idea where my theory package is……………….
Emily: You know where it is Pascal…………….You said it was in the fireplace.

- Wow! I sounded really French right then………………….wait……….....That was me!!!!!!
- Dillon A

Ms. D: Dillon is being really creepy!
Dillon: Hey………………………THAT’S AN UNDERSTATMENT!!!!!

Some Kid visiting: The room looks a little slanted!!!!!
Pascal: You’re only wearing one shoe.

- I WILL TURN THESE DRUMS RIGHT AROUND MISSY!!!!!
- Dillon A

Elisabeth, Kayla and Betty: This is Bob, Bob likes you, Bob likes pointy things,
I suggest you run from Bob.

- Hot Pirates, I want Hot Pirates
- Melanie W.
(We were taking a vote about the movie they would like to watch during band testing.)

- What are those for? Men who are too ugly to turn on the lights…………….
- Ms. D
(Don’t even get me started on what this is about…..)

- I could rap my way out of North Korea…….
- Megan S.

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