Madonna: Fug edition

As you know, one of the site a greatly appreciate for daily humor is Go Fug Yourself. I find their articles incredibly honest and I agree with most of their opinions. Sometimes they hit the mark perfectly. Today, I saw the following article there:

Fuggy and Fug Tour

Oh my god, Madonna:



WE GET IT. You've REALLY been working out. Your muscles are amazing. You could crush a man's skull with your quads. Every day, you crack walnuts in your arm pits. You have managed to do what Cher could not and actually turned back time. You're now biologically a 24 year old professional male rock climber who just moonlights as a popular pop star (the positioning of the mic is a bit much, by the way). You are a creature unlike any other and will never age, we promise. Now, will you PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS?




Brilliant!

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