A few new questions in multiple choice format

So,

I have begun to like this blogging business in the multiple choice format. It can really help me get some information to you.

Question #1:

If you are incapable of sending a proper text message you should...........

a) call the person instead
b) try texting them again
c) apologize for your blunder
d) request that the person you are incapable of sending a text message to apologize for your incompetence.

Once again I think A, B, or C (or any combination of the three) would do the trick.
I guess some people in this world think differently.

Question #2

If the opportunity arises to steal a piece of buttered bread off of someone, you should:

a) opt for equal parts bread and butter
b) just go for the bread
c) just go for the butter
d) just go for the butter and then wash it down with a tea biscuit

I myself would choose A.
But if your name is Laura, you might opt for C or D.

Some incites into my life right now. Hope you got it.......

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