Heidi Montag: Forever changing the way I think of "A$$ Cheeks"

So,

I'm writing this to Heidi Montag in response to this article I read not to long ago:

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Dear Heidi Montag,

I know you won't read this and frankly I never thought I would spend that much time thinking about you. But I just wanted to get some things off my chest.

I had a listen to your album today: It's not terrible, but it's not great either. Yes, it's better than Paris Hilton's album and it might even be better than that new Ke$ha album. It does have some catchy night-club tunes. But there is way too much auto-tune used for my taste and it sounds much to overproduced for any independant album that I have heard in recent memory. In addition, you have made one horrible business error for the album. You released the album SHORTLY AFTER Christmas. January. 25th is deemed the worst day of the year because people have to pay their credit cards from Christmas. In a nut shell, people don't have the money to take a risk on a first album right now. Plus, I think people would rather spend money on Haitian relief.

In regard to your plastic surgery: I think you may have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. It is evident to me because you thought that you had a "Jay Leno" chin before (not even close to accurate), you went ahead with the surgeries (both times) against the better judgment of your loved ones and you want to further increase your breast size soon (I see "fail blog" videos of you falling forward in your future). I just wonder when it will stop. It makes me sad that one day I will be watching you on "Dr. Drew's Celebrity Body Image Disorder Rehab". I fear the only thing that will be "as famous as Michael Jackson" will be your deteriorating nose in years to come.

Overall, I think creating a "perfect" image both professionally and personally will actually hinder peoples desire to purchase your album. Which in turn will make it difficult for you to recuperate the money you have spent to date.

I know you will say I don't know what I am talking about, because I can't understand the pressures of Hollywood and life there and you are right. I cannot! But what I do know about Hollywood is you need to be tough to endure and survive and frankly I just don't think you have what it takes. You say you don't care what people say about you, but obviously that is not true or you wouldn't have done all of "this" to appear more "body perfect" and accepted by the industry.

Sorry, but someone had to tell you the truth.

Wishing you the best,

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