Version 2.0

There once was two girls. Both girls were friends with a boy who was celebrating a birthday on this particular day. The girls spent the afternoon getting to know one another as they had never met before this day. They had a few extra curricular beverages before heading to the mountain establishment. This particular nite, several men were ordering them Jagerbombs. And the girls had several of these particular beverages along with some other provided beverages. Once their birthday boy friend could no longer form a sentance the girls decided they should take their friend home. This friend found a shopping cart lieing on the walkway and after telling him for several minutes that he couldn't fit inside it because he was too big, he chose to push it race car driver style all over the walkways of the village.

The girls had to leave the boy for a few seconds to return a video to the video drop box. As they came around the corner said boy was not there to meet him. They saw a man walking a dog coming in their general direction. Then out of nowhere a rogue shopping cart zoomed past their path just nearly missing the man's dog. The boy (remember still unable to form a coherent sentance) gestured to the man his appologies and continued to his home. Upon entering the home said birthday boy decided now would be a good time to have a shower. He fell into the tub over and over again and couldn't figure out how to start the water. He vomited in the toilet and was dragged to bed by said girls. The next morning (still slammered) said boy had to go to work at 7:30am to teach small children how to ski. It was a long day for him. The girls slept in, but didn't really feel that great either.

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